In today's Did You Know segment, CJ makes a particularly dumb statement, and Matt takes him to task for it. That's it. That's the sentence explaining the title of today's episode. Listen to find out why. Yeah. I can't say more. Well, I can, but I won't. I don't want to spoil the fun.

Also, when will Tesla finally get its vehicles to fully automated status? Matt takes a look at their progress in today's Weird or Wired. 

And Emily stops by to discuss her weird interest in EDM culture, but it's mostly all of the heartwarming stuff. None of the drug stuff. We swear! She talks about why she wants to attend the Electric Daisy Carnival, the biggest EDM festival in the country, and her experience dating someone who was really involved in the culture. 

And CJ has two amazing stories to share. One of them is a real story that happened this morning. The other is a dream he had involving his friends and coworkers. Which story is sexier? The dream or the real story!? I can tell you that it's a much harder question to answer than you'd think. Listen in to hear the ridiculous tales of our Captain CJ Morgan. 

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Today on Did You Know we learned that there's a term for the anger you experience when you're trying to open a sealed bag or package but JUST. CAN'T. SEEM. TO. GET. IT. OPEN!!!!!!!! It's called "wrap rage", and it's been pretty common for the past 20 years or so. Learn about this and more fun facts on this episode's Did You Know segment. 

Also, a day of reckoning is upon us. CJ has done something he's both excited and worried about, and it involves his lovely significant other. What will she be mad that he did? Again? Listen and find out. 

And will our listener Jesse finally win a game of our Stoner Trivia? He's lost every game this week, and we keep having him back on every day to try again since he's been such a good sport about us making fun of him. He could potentially win $130-worth of goodies from Austin Vape and Smoke, our local heroes of CBD, Delta 8 THC, and more (and one of our sponsors). JESSE YOU GOT THIS I BELIEVE IN YOU! 

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Emily has something stuck between her teeth today, and she can't seem to get it out. As a result she brought us some wonderful clickbait! Listen to the list of foods most likely to get stuck in your teeth on today's Clickbait Corner. 

Is A.I. running rampant? Matt seems to think so following a story where an Artificial Intelligence that was programmed to perform specific tasks also taught itself how to speak a different language. Good for you, AI. Way to be productive! But also, um, yikes? Today's Weird or Wired has more details. 

And have you ever had a concert canceled on you? It's not the best feeling, but CJ has had plenty of experience with this. Especially this past weekend, where one of his favorite bands, M83, was slated to perform but had to cancel. Listen to CJ's experience and get in on the hot gossip as to what happened to the band.

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